The celebrity crush...

News is that Lady Gaga is on the market for a boyfriend. I cannot lie, this interests me. I am not saying that I will somehow become this man or hatch any ill fated schemes at attempting to make it happen, but I am saying that I would not scoff at the opportunity. However, this brings up a perfect situation to discuss the celebrity crush. In my mind there are several types of regular crushes, and in much the same way there are several types of celebrity crushes. There are crushes to the point where you just really enjoy their movies or music, there are crushes where you find the celebrity attractive and feel drawn to their looks as well as personality, there are two day crushes, two minute crushes, and lifetime crushes. I will admit that I have a celebrity in mind for each one of these crushes, and I will share a few of them with you now.

The first type of celebrity crush we will explore is the crush that really isnt a crush. It is more of an intense liking of the persons work. Now, I realize that there are several people who can fit into this type, and there are different celebrities in different genres who can hold this title. For instance, I really enjoy Jason Statham movies (except for In the Name of the King...yeesh), I love all of Phil Collins music, and I truly enjoy Daniel Tosh's comedy. Although I like all of these peoples work, it does not mean that I have any sort of romantic feelings toward them.

Next, we will explore the crush that really matters. This is the crush where you have romantic feelings toward a certain celebrity. This, too, has different types within it. There are day crushes, year crushes, hour crushes, and what I call the lifetime crush. I would say that in the past I have had day crushes on celebrities like Jennifer Aniston, Sandra Bullock, and Tiffany Amber Theissen. These mostly come about when I see a movie or tv show and then fall in love with the characters that they play for a quick amount of time. Year crushes come about when I am into a celebrity for a long period of time, but I know in the back of my mind that it will go away sooner or later. Rachel Bilson, Trish Stratus, and Svetlana Shusterman from Real World Key West are all examples of Year crushes.

Lastly, is the lifetime crush. This is a crush much like the year crush, but instead this time you are not sure if it will ever go away. The celebrity that I am fairly certain will be a lifetime crush for me is a fairly new celebrity on the scene. Therefore, I am not quite certain about this, but I do know that it will at least last a while longer. In that case I will call her my current lifetime crush. Her name is Selena Gomez, and yes I am completely aware that she is fairly young and if that makes me weird then I am weird. Do not act like you do not have the same sorts of feelings for other celebrities, because you know you do. Dont hate, congratulate. Thanks for reading