Team Oscar, Team Edward vs. Team Jacob

Tonight is the night in Hollywood. The Oscars will be given out. The Oscars usually confuse me quite a bit. There truly doesnt seem to be any rhyme or reason why one person or film wins over another one. It is all subjective, and to be honest with you that really bothers me. Who are these people who are subjectively determining what deserves to win an award and what does not. I would like for there to be some sort of guideline or set of rules to help determine what wins, but then again, there are no real guidelines to any sort of award ceremony. I guess it is subjectivity in general that bothers me, but then again it is subjectivity which helps to make all of us very different people. It is subjectivity that makes life worth living. It is only the subjectivity of things like an awards show that truly seems to bother me. I will just have to deal with it and watch the Oscars for their entertainment value much the same that I viewed the films that are being awarded.

As far as the other part of the title of this post is concerned, it is an obvious answer. It deals with the Twilight series and whether or not Bella should be with Edward or Jacob. This is a slam dunk decision in my book. Who in their right mind would want anything to do with the pansy that is Edward. The dude sucks and is totally annoying, whereas Jacob is the man. I do not understand the fixation with Edward, and for that matter the fixation with Robert Pattinson in real life. He looks like a tool, and I can almost guarantee that he is one. Jacob, or Taylor Lautner, looks like a bro who would be down to rock out no matter what was going down. In other words, I would definitely want Jacob in my corner in a dude fight, and would probably be wanting to punch Edward. Edward sucks end of story.

I did not really understand why people were arguing about backing Team Edward or Team Jacob, but after viewing the New Moon I definitely cant understand the argument. As I just stated, Edward is terrible. So, get your groove on, figure out if you are dumb enough to enjoy Edward or rock out with Jacob, and also, check out the Oscars and be entertained. Thanks for reading