Dear Tiger,

I myself am completely over Tiger Woods. I would absolutely love it if for some reason Mr. Woods would just disappear for the rest of time from the face of the earth. I no longer want to hear about him or any of his women. However, there is one piece of information that I want to know and am fairly certain everyone else is waiting for as well. All I want to know is what exactly took place on that fateful thanksgiving night that started this whole thing off. Thats it. Thats all. Tell us what happened that night and disappear forever. I know that if you dont leave us to our lives, we are going to have to hear about you forever. We will have to hear about how you either failed in your comeback or succeeded, whether or not you fell of your "sex addiction" wagon, if your wife smartened up and left you, or finally, whether or not you got your credibility back with the world. Please Tiger, let us know what in the hell caused you to crash your car that night and how bad did Elin kick your ass.